When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.
Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.
What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!
An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?
Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.
Sasha can do some deep throat action. She can swallow 23 eggs in a hard boiled egg challenge
To be as tough as a gun, to be ferocious.
Damn, Brad really went gun hard in that fight!
An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"