blowing her guts out

1) An act of intense, aggressive, passionate, deep penetrating, hardcore, sexual intercourse where the female partner is overwhelmed to the point of orgasm, leaving her with a "pleasant soreness" in her lower regions. And also usually accompanied with massive cream pie spills.

2) A Massive usually uncontrollable cream pie bombing accompanied with deep penetrating thrusts and spills.

1) No man I couldn't settle for just banging her. Not the way that she had me going, so I went and spent all of last night making sure that I blew her guts out. She can't seem to thank me enough for that kind of sex.

2) That chick is way too much hotness man, I found my self blowing her guts out, when she told me not to. I couldn't help it man.

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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

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Blow out your kite

Fill your stomach!

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.

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blow his brains out

the act of someone shooting him/herself on the head.

Tommy decided to blow his brains after hearing the horrible news.

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Blow it out your ass

1. Telling someone to play on the turd trombone.
2. A semi-polite way to say, 'Go fuck yourself!'
3. What Miles Davis wasn't famous for.
4. What Le Pétomane was famous for.

She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Ummmmhmmmm yeah, um, ya, yeah.
She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Oh, Blow it out your ass already!

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blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

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Blow the Muck on her face

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

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