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The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.
This morning she made me a southern breakfast bowl
the act of smoking any substance(s) with and while family is in town for celebrations, holidays, etc. out of a "bowl" or a "piece."
"I'm so glad we took this time from our family reunion for family bowl-ing. It's so nice to have you guys in town."
A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle
“Man check that lettuce bowl”
“Bro, that flow turns heads”
The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.
"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"
to have a school run event ruined by a few faggots that decide to get totally wasted by bringing alcohol in water bottles.
those girls were carried out of the bathroom after bottle bowling, then the little idiots thought giving them a cheeseburger would solve all.
An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought that she had readied the house for company, she discovered that her husband Krisen, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.