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What a homeschooled kid says instead of explaining why he doesn't know something common.
"Dude, remember when bum fights came out?"
"Homeschooled, bro."
"Oh yea, you missed all the good shit"
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"On a shirt" or "put that on a shirt" or "THAT ON A SHIRT".
These phrases mean that the shit goes hard.
They also mean that its true, or clever.
So clever, cool, or true that you would indeed put it on a shirt and wear it.
This term was made by me and i live in florida so you can call it florida slang my fellow jits lmao.
"Bro what should our clan name be on Call of duty?"
"Uhh... OH! name it, *insert cool name*"
"Dude thats sounds cool AF if it was On a shirt bro."
I came up with this cause i wanted to come up with a cool name for sumn and i was like that would look cool on a shirt too.
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Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
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The "Bro Switch" is the figurative switch that one would "flip on" so that they don't find their friend's partner sexually attractive.
"I would find her attractive normally, but since she's Myles' girlfriend, I have my bro switch on."
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A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
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Plural Noun
Male testes. Coined by Steve Harvey on Family Feud.
"I dangled my bro globes right in her face"
"Your mom likes to juggle bro globes all day"
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