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Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.
Something Rebekah doesn’t have
A father is an invisible force known to Rebekah eg.
I don’t have a dad🥲
a dad123 joke is Dads who tell dad jokes because they either have a lot of pets or are lonley
hey its a dad joke123
Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
That prosper dad
The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened