Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.
Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.
When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.
Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!
The act of taking a shit, pooping, dropping a deuce, doping an obozo, taking the browns to the super bowl.
Oh gees I'm Busting a turd in my pants.
To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)
Paying bills, upgrades, etc.
The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.
The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.
Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
A woman who is sickeningly loyal to Amber Heard, to the point of absolutely bare face lying tomakr it look like she can do no wrong, or who feverishly defends her in the face of audio and visual evidence that says otherwise.
This turd stain made another thread full of cropped and photoshopped "evidence"
Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!