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The best film of all time.
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
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The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.
Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.
A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye
“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."