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To be gay for a day last for a day on May 3rd
National Gay Day
(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).
"Guy; damn yall trynna gang bang tonight
Homies; ah hell nah u gay asf dawg"
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National Suicide Day is celebrated by encouraging larger group of people to commit suicide, before you commit suicide yourself.
Hey man what day is it?
- It's National Suicide Day!
Oh damn, when you plan on doing it?
- Later today.
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On January 3rd literally go find someone named Gracie and appreciate them, maybe give them a hug.
Go appreciate a Gracie
you know why?
because its National Gracie day
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The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...
Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?
Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?
Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!
Friend 2: ...what?
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A disgusting thing that doesn’t exist and a thing that a bunch of stupid little teenage boys who are just stupid. It doesn’t matter what gender you are! Rape has to stop! This is disgusting and terrible
“Omg national rape day is my favorite!”
Me: “go kill yourself disgusting person”
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the day we celebrate mike & Burke Zalosh's son, Sam Zalosh by putting on a Grout-fit
you February third is national stu day, toss on a grout fit
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a day where anyone that isn’t asian will have to do what an asian person says for the whole day
aye is national asian day and i’m asian so you’re finna have to do what i say
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