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Sam is nice but loves to poop. He is annoying but loving of his pet chicken. He has a thing for flat girls but overall is caring.
I just pooped. You are such a Sam.
Sam is a weird guy...
Bob: "Oh hey look, that's Sam!
Lemon: "Who is that? They have a weird vibe."
Sam is really funny, cute, and adorable. He likes doing fun things, and is always trying his hardest to help people. He may have a difficult life, but he doesn’t talk about his background much. He loves people but sometimes can get upset by people. He doesn’t like losing people, but when he does he is strong about it.
Cailey- is that the cute new kid?
Madison- yeah, his name must be Sam!
A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.
Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.
Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
Chinky bastard that nobody gives a shit about , drink some bleach with that rice
Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.
Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.
Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!
Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.
Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.