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When a male donkey and a female donkey get into a very hot fight, when this happens do not interfere with it
Oh shit the donkeys are donkey riding each other!
As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.
Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.
when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.
Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.
Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.
National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.
Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.
When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.
monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable
or a dub but
what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person
To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.
I was donkey konging my hoe last night
Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.
Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:
Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"
Guy 2: "that poor bastard"