1. When two people are having sex and at least one of them is drunk and they have an instant connection.
2. While under the influence of alcohol, having fake heart string for a one night stand.
My roommate was drunk connected with the random dude she met downstairs.
“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”
When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
When you join a social media site or a dating app, and you don’t remember what Neil the next day when you get a notification.
I drunk joined Tinder last night. Drunk joined means joining a website while tipsy.
A alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content consumed innocently without the intent of getting buzzed or drunk. It ends up being the starting point before moving onto hard liquor and the inevitable hangover that will follow.
“Last night I was out for sushi and drank some sake. At some point I moved onto high end vodka and now it feels like a gang of honey badgers had an orgy in my skull before parking a van on it.”
Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).
To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.
Man I got so drunk faced last night!
To get extremely drunk and act offensively.
I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.