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When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.
Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five
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1. Arse, usually that of a female.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
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Someone who is currently snitching on someone else while they are farting
U are a complete NOBODY and have No damn rights on telling me what I should or should not do.
Bing or Google out what those two words mean, U lazy snitch fart.....
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An explosive emission of wind from the Anus ( by male or female mammals) when entering the swimming pool or area of water, which is deep enough to cover the arse area.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Linda entered the pool after a lovely take away curry the previous night, and proceeded to engage in an energetic breast stroke, on the first stroke various bubbles broke the surface, which were clearly inhaled by other pool users.
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
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When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.
I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing
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A trapped fart is a fart left in a closed space for the next lucky person or yourself. One can trap a fart in an elevator (my fave) or before exiting a vehicle, public transit ( I especially love dropping one on the bus or skytrain just as I walk off)
Omg I just trapped the biggest fart as we left the elevator lol. Let's wait and see the reaction when the next person gets on!
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When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.
Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.
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