When it’s hairy and she chokes on it
Oh yeah that’s so long.
That’s what she said.
The word she says about his cock length when he fucks her.
Oh it's so long! Oh yes! Give me more!
Exhibit A:
A:Hey you ever heard of that dumb Long guy down at grade 10?
B:Yeah, he's so eccentric and dude looks like a stickman figure
a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
I wish i had Long Island summers.
me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in