like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

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excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

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Viewers Like You

A group of people with supposedly bottomless pockets and hearts, who have nothing better to do than use their money to support and influence tv shows to do what they want more than what the general public (via ratings) wants.
Derived from, but not necessarily referring to, PBS.

"Why is this crap still on tv? Aren't the only people who watch this those crazy people who obsess over it and donate all their money to keep it on the air?"
"This Broadcast is Made Possible by Viewers Like You."
"oh."

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get like me

telling a person to try to be you, with you knowing that they cant. they cant touch you.

" wish you had this,. ha. you sure do, get like me. "

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daddy likes instagram

When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.

T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.

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I Like Peas

Generic phrase used to answer a question or respond to a situation in a meaningless bland manner.

Inevitably, the user of this phrase seems stupid.

Hey Bob, what's your stance on the political situation in Libya?

"I like peas".

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spread like measels

a subject or topic that remained remotely underground, than became quite popular; for example, my definitions

My definitions seem to spread like measels.

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