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That moment when you know you should have an erect penis but don't for one reason or another be it known or unknown and it makes you angry.
I can't get hard for this girl because she has a boyfriend. FUCK! Let me go make some shit up for the urban dictionary. "Why boner" is when you're confused and horny. I'll call this the "why not boner".
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a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.
Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long
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Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!
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A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot
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When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick
Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."
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When a man has an erection that won't go away even after ejaculation so he keeps having sex all night.
Dude I got a running boner friday night, I was dinging this chick all weekend
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Buzz-Boner refers to the amount of buzz in a certain place . If a buzz-boner is on a flop then the place is not fun ; e.g. Church or a Retirement home . If you have a stiff Buzz-Boner you are at sweet house party or a good club .
Person 1 : Man , how was the party last night .
Person 2 : It was shit , some dude got sick on my pooltable and put my Buzz-Boner on a flop .
Person 1 : What a fucking fun-sponge .
Person 2 : Yeah I know right .
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