bean shot

When you are in your robe, and only your robe, spread your legs directly at someone and say, "BEAN SHOT!"

"Lacey gives the best bean shots."

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jelly bean

A term for a person who has a small penis. Derived from the running joke that the person's penis was so small it resembled a jelly bean in size and dimension.

"Zack got upset when his friends called him jelly bean"

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bean head

Big buck head

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Beans and Cornbread

When a woman lays down,with her legs spread and ready to be ate out. A man then comes, and spews liquid corn-infested diarhea all over her vagina. The man then is forced into handcuffs, and to escape them has to eat out the bacteria,and diarhea infested vagina.

"A woman and a man were hungry,so they decided to make some Beans and Cornbread"

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Green beans

Weed, pot, marijuana, grass, etc........

Yo, the green beans good?

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Bean Muncher

The action by which a male eats a female’s vagina out.

OR
The action by which a male (Caucasian or Mexican) eats a Latina female’s vagina out.

Zach will do anything for a girl. He’s a real bean muncher.

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dirty bean

Due to a specific young man's geneology ,it has become neccessary to refer to him as a Bean , rather than a Beaner. This is due in part to his mother's hispanic heritage, and his father's lack-ther-of.

1~Friend: "Hey Bean, why don't you run track?"
2~Bean: "I'm not a fucking mexican!"

1~Friend: "Did you see Farris' car"
2~Other Guy:"Yeah man, it didn't have any hubcaps!"
3~Bean(as he walks up to join the conversation): "Hey guys, wanna buy some hubcaps?"
1~Friend: "Where'd you get those?!"
3~Bean: "Oh these? These are what I call the punishment for cheating on my best girl!"
2~Other guy: "Damn you! Dirty Bean!"

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