Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

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blowing her guts out

1) An act of intense, aggressive, passionate, deep penetrating, hardcore, sexual intercourse where the female partner is overwhelmed to the point of orgasm, leaving her with a "pleasant soreness" in her lower regions. And also usually accompanied with massive cream pie spills.

2) A Massive usually uncontrollable cream pie bombing accompanied with deep penetrating thrusts and spills.

1) No man I couldn't settle for just banging her. Not the way that she had me going, so I went and spent all of last night making sure that I blew her guts out. She can't seem to thank me enough for that kind of sex.

2) That chick is way too much hotness man, I found my self blowing her guts out, when she told me not to. I couldn't help it man.

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blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

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Blow out your kite

Fill your stomach!

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.

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blow his brains out

the act of someone shooting him/herself on the head.

Tommy decided to blow his brains after hearing the horrible news.

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Blow it out your ass

1. Telling someone to play on the turd trombone.
2. A semi-polite way to say, 'Go fuck yourself!'
3. What Miles Davis wasn't famous for.
4. What Le Pétomane was famous for.

She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Ummmmhmmmm yeah, um, ya, yeah.
She: Nag, nag, nagnagnag, nag, nag-nag. Nag!
He: Oh, Blow it out your ass already!

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blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

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