BOBS YOUR UNCLE

A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".

Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.

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Bobbing For Apples In Hot Grease

A person with very bad acne. So much that it looks like they have been...bobbing for apples in hot grease! Yeah it's a gross one!

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National Bob Duncan Day

Everyday is National Bob Duncan Day. Everyday is a day to celebrate Bob Duncan.

I love living in a world with Bob duncan. Let’s celebrate it because it’s National Bob Duncan Day

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY.

A phrase used by Mr. Incredible's boss when he is not happy with him.

Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"

Samsung Galaxies Arashi Bob

A fake name that's supposed to be tested with Starbucks staff.

Hi my name is Samsung Galaxies Arashi Bob
*staff giggles*

Schitzo bob estrogen pilled

When this is a "Schitzo bob estrogen pilled" moment it means extreme emotion in general.

Chat is this a Schitzo bob estrogen pilled moment?

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Big Robba Like Bob

The phrase is often used by dancehall artiste Najeeri , he stated that it the term comes from the online browser game Bob The Robber. He uses it as a reference to say he is a bigger robber than bob

Yo Jelani a big robba like bob