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When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
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When a man has an erection that won't go away even after ejaculation so he keeps having sex all night.
Dude I got a running boner friday night, I was dinging this chick all weekend
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Someone that you love, appreciate, laugh with, and also can give all the shit in the world too. This person is a friend you can shit on, and then end conversations with “love ya!” Most kirky has a name like Dylan.
Hey Dog Boner, call me back, love ya!
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When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick
Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."
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A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot
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When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.
*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”
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One who repeatedly fails to deliver and constantly fucks up. This person also does a great job of looking like Paul Bunyun, only gayer.
Guy 1: "Look at that guy with the plaid shirt and beard. He totally didn't finish that project in time AND his face is just dumb."
Guy 2: "I think that's Mike W."
Guy 1: "Total boner."
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