hartsfortommy (c!dream)

tommy's #1 fan! they've been noticed by tommy 3 times!!

omg it's tommy's number one fan!!!

omg who???????

hartsfortommy (c!dream)!!

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Jailhouse C-section

Anal rape in jail. (Originated from LAGTV)

You better keep clean. You don't know what it's like to get a jailhouse C-section.

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I. O. C.

Incidental Oral Contact

Mike's lips were burning after he experienced I. O. C. with a stripper in the club. His friends Tom and Roger suggested that he visit the clinic.

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c u o

The textual slang for "see you AROUND," with the o representing the circumference of a circle.

As seen in Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas:

"c u O, Officer!"

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C-nuke

A less offensive way of saying cunt. For when you need to take things a level up from the F-bomb, but there are Christians within earshot.

"Did you hear that shit? She totally dropped the c-nuke up in here! God I love that in a woman."

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Leah Austin c:

Leah Austin is a beta male species of Orangutan. There characteristics consists of having red/ginger hair, having a urine-like odour, doesn't accomodate eyebrows and has clusters of freckles. They usually like to hang out in groups containing either smelly pakis or irrelevant people. Since they hang around in groups, these animals are very dangerous to handle so they're usually put in Zoos and kept in Solitary Confinement. This usually causes the Leah Austin species to get depressed and self harm. If these animals are not handled correctly, the urine-like odour will grow stronger and make the magnetic field to shift causing it to destroy the superconductivity and cause a Critical Field which will collapse the atmosphere and leave everyone exposed to incredible doses of radiation (Roughly around 2-3 sieverts per hour(this amount of radiation can cause 1/10 people to die within 1 hour of being exposed)). This will result in everyone receiving stage 4 cancer and literally rotting to death.

*at the zoo* Ricardo: "Yoo Liam! You know that Leah Austin c:? They're dangerous animals you know." Liam: "I know! If you get up close to them, they sometimes smell like urine."

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Doing the Big C

An ultimate act of relaxation that may or may not include ones family or friends. If you’re just “hangin” with your friends, with no real purpose or direction to the day, you’re probably doing the “Big C.” To be “chillin” alone or in a group constitutes the act of doing the “Big C”.

“What’s up Bro?”

“Nothing really; me and my girl are just doing the Big C”.
by Nevado on Aug 19, 2011

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