eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.

Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.

My Nigga Eating Beans

When your nigga eats your beans.

Ay! My Nigga Eating Beans!

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.

*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

Go eat a cat then shake it !

Postmortem feline consumption then gyration

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|

I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

eat your hat

Refering to I hate you and i dont care about your well being.

I am in so much trouble
Eat your hat!

all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap

-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...