An expression used when something is not done properly.
Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*
You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
8π 3π
When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.
Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
8π 3π
When your nigga eats your beans.
Ay! My Nigga Eating Beans!
9π 3π
Postmortem feline consumption then gyration
YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|
15π 9π
1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I donβt eat pussy, thatβs gross.
Louise: Iβm sorry but youβre not my type.
2. Adam: I donβt eat pussy, I suck dick.
22π 69π
Refering to I hate you and i dont care about your well being.
I am in so much trouble
Eat your hat!
4π 23π
buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap
-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...
16π 10π