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when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.
Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever
"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay
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Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status
Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-
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One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.
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Party involving friends you mostly interact with online. Physical interaction may be awkward.
Wow, this Facebook party is really lame, who are these people?!
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By requesting to be friends with someone on facebook, you show a sign of weakness towards that person, causing an awkward situation
"Why didnt you add that chick you met last night on facebook"
"I would show facebook vulnerability
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facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments
you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first
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Putting all your trials and tribulations as your Facebook Status for all to see
My Boyfriend left me,I'm broke,unemployed please through my friends list give me Facebook Therapy
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