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Pies made from crumbled buttermilk and whiskey filled with moons. Often consumed in LA where anyone who's ghetto, eats them.
"How ghetto are these Ghetto Moon Pies?"
"Almost as ghetto as the blue lights under the truck."
"Word..."
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A ' ghetto t-$hirt' is when someone is so dirt poor, they may actually only own one T-shirt,...
So, on Monday they will wear it RIGHT SIDE OUT.
On Tuesday, they will turn their shirt INSIDE OUT, and wear it just like it was a brand new $HIRT.
On Wednesday, the shirt goes back to being RIGHT SIDE OUT,...
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, this GHETTO T*#H
IRT
Are you wearing the same clothes again???
Naww bruh ...this is my ghetto t-$hirt...
Or
That dude is wearing a ghetto T-shirt.
Or
That Guy had a lot of nerve asking me if I was wearing a ghetto T-shirt, I do own more than one of the same shirts...
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When you take a pic of your girl on the couch with shitty ass lighting coz you are too fucking poor to pay for an in studio session.
Dude, I saw the ghetto glamor shot of your girlfriend on Facebook. Damn, it wasn't pretty.
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When you and your friends decide to have a party but only invite prostitutes and pay them with fake money. Once you're done you tell them to get lost and then order pineapple and ham pizza because it fucking sucks.
Then you all start wailing on each other and breaking everything in the house.
The party ends with the smallest guy getting on the coffee table and shitting the biggest turd he can.
It should be noted that there is no alcohol involved in these events. Just orange juice. But not from concentrate. Cause fuck that shit.
Dude I wanna go to your ghetto smash party. Is it still on?
Of course bro you're always welcome but I haven't sorted out the prostitutes yet..
No worries bro there's loads down the street where I live!
Alright sorted :)
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When a woman bites through a mans dick in a dark alleyway and pierces it so they don't have to pay for a dick piercing.
“My dick is in pieces after i got a Ghetto Dick Piercing”
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The act of putting your shirt over your nose due to a bad smell.
Farter: Hey guys put on your ghetto gas masks cause I'm about to let one rip.
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