ghost ride duh whip

(v) When a nigger jumps out of his stolen car to shake the lice/roaches out of his afro while still maintaining the constant velocity of his vehicle.

Nigger No.1, "Yo dawg, you gots a roach crawlin up on yo hed."
Nigger No.2, "Oh shoots Nyigga! Im bousta ghost ride duh whip!"
Nigger No.1, "Word bitch!"

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Ghost Storying your Cock

When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .

Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"

Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."

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Vaping Ghost Inhale Trick

As a vapor, you must adore other’s Vape pen tricks.
So we want more guys to know more Vape tricks, and can enjoy your Vape pen.

As a vapor, you must adore other’s Vape pen tricks.
So we want more guys to know more Vape tricks, and can enjoy your Vape pen.
Wellon e-cig expert wants to introduce how to ghost inhale step by step.
Vaping Ghost Inhale Trick is a beginner’s trick, named it as ghost inhale.
Vape Beginner’s Trick: Ghost Inhale at wellontech.com

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Father, Son and Holy Ghost

Homosexual act of inserting the penis and both balls into the anus followed by orgasm in the rectum.

His rosebud was so loose i was able to give him the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

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The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — The psychological truth that “once is a habit”.

A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!

And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.

People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.

A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.

There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.

Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:

…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…

The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.

On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:

…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…

People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.

Boo!

Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????

Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.

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ghost ride the pitt

the act to circle around someone and dance. Derived from people ghost riding Tommy Pittenger. see ghost riding.

That person right over yonder is a great person to ghost ride the pitt.

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Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

An anime series off of Adult Swim, has two seasons: Ghost in the Shell: SAC and Ghost in the Shell SAC 2nd GIG.

The series receives its subtitle from a theoretical mental complex attributed to the adaptation of cybernetics into the mass public. In the story, 'stand alone complex' is said to describe copies with no original and is portrayed by copycat crimes with no original criminal or, in other words, an imaginary criminal. It also refers to the structure of each first season episode: each episode can be viewed independently of each other, and there is little catch-up (if at all) given in each episode to keep the viewer up to date (unlike many anime series). The individual episodes are discreetly marked either "stand alone" or "complex" in the title screen. The "complex" episodes are more closely entwined with this encompassing plot, and the "stand alone" less so.

Taking place in a fictional city of Japan called New Port City in the year 2030, SAC tells the story of a special operations task-force called Public Security Section 9, or simply "Section 9". The series follows the exploits of Section 9's agents who range from ex-military to ex-police to even ex-mafia as they address each case and how it affects them on a personal level, eventually leading to the mysterious figure dubbed by the media as "The Laughing Man".

If you like nice action, deep stories, utterly BEAUTIFUL animation, and rich dialouge, watch it on Adult Swim. Or better yet, get the DVD releases- Amazon should have them.

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex is all around cyberpunk and politics. It is not made for the close-minded group of people; take that retarded, grammar-challenged flamer below here as an example.

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