i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

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Shut Yo Chip Having Ass Up

A phrase used when one of the homies is eating chips on the mic a little too loud and the rest of the party is fed up with him/her.

“Chewing Noises”

“Shut yo chip having ass up dawg”

What if you could have done more?

OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"

Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*

Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"

Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."

Having a Dorse

A state of mind when you are very confused and angry, but don't know what to do about it.

OMG - I'm having a Dorse today mate! Can't cope!

Having a glass of wine

UK slang for fellatio.

The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.

Just have to

I literally don't.

Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."

Have you seen this man?

A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme

John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?