Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

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Cake Eaters

people who eat cake

look at that cake eater eating cake

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urine cakes

A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.

You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."

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Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

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Lady cake

Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .

Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-

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space cake

Alien jizz

Guy: Hi msiter alien. Alien: I'm gona squirt space cake all over your face

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space cake

A person who is not altogether 'with it'as if they were stoned but without having to actually take any narcotics

"I don't know how she manages to keep her job.. she's is so nice, but such a Space Cake, its like she'd foget her own head if it wasn't screwed on"

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