Whos aladdin and why do I need to keep my mouth shut??
Definition: these people need to be on meds and they are asking for help.
*walking minding own business
Person(s) walk up, "keep your mouth shut or they are going to kill your aladdin."
..I don't know whom they are referring.
This means that you have suffered too much and you want to die. You plead for others to kill you.
Kill me, I mean it, kill me now!
When you do something embarassing or you don't give a fuck about your life.
Farts while sitting next to crush.
Me: Oh Lord, please kill me!