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Former second basement for the Boston Red Sox. Known as "Booger" for his striking resemblance to the character of that name from Revenge of the Nerds.
"Wow, Mark Bellhorn had some game last night."
"Dude, you're on crack. Booger struck out three times again last night, and he booted a ball in the field."
"Yeah, but he did hit the game tying homer."
"There is that. Booger can't do shit most of the time, but when he does, it's pretty fucking impressive."
A guy with a lot of hickeys. Usually weren't there the day before.
Person 1: "Did you see Matt in the locker room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, Kara gave him a bunch of stud marks last night."
A calcium mark is a white mark that shows up when you don’t brush your teeth you shitty sperm.
Guess Who Has A Calcium Mark
PIETER SMELLIES Y
The most handsome guy ever. He is very smart and super nice. He also likes to make fun of Abel
Mark Steinebach, he is one of the best guys i've ever met!
When you have a trap as a girlfriend and you don't want to admit it.
When a pippa (mark pots) order bepis
instead of boba bola
A shit so bad that it makes your clothes stink.
I had beans and avocado for dinner and just took a giant Mark Alger. Guess it's time for laundry.
A person who blames you for something that had nothing to do with you and rings your local doctors clinic and police telling them that you sell pills 💊 to school children down the street.
I got cut off my meds and cops are searching me all the time ,this has mark the narc written all over it .