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Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.
We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!
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Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.
Example:
Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad
Emmett: Bite me.
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It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
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On the 24th of September it’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day on this day you get to beat the living shit out of one ginger and only one pick wisely
It’s National beat the living shit out a ginger day let’s go beat up the ginger twat
1. Asking a girl when she is going to give it up,
2. When will she let you hit it.
3. When she will have sex with you.
Dude: When you gone let me beat girl?
Girl: When you learn how to ask me like a real man (as she laughs and walks away!)
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An aggressive driver constantly changing lanes to get ahead of other vehicles. Kinda like jumping 'round on a crowded dance floor.
That driver's gonna cause a crash in this heavy traffic with all that lane swapping, hip-hop beat-bopping
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falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day