Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

You make my pussy go poggers

A phrase used to express deep respect for another individual.

Guy 1:You make my pussy go poggers!

Guy2: Thanks bro, that means a lot.

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

Does Vinegar Make your nails smelly

Does Vinegar make your nails smelly.

Does vinegar make your nails smelly.

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

I'll make you eat those words

How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card

person 1:"no u"

person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"