Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

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ballsack on my head makes me happy

a sentence used by gays or drunks at frat partys

gay: oh my goddddd ballsack on my head makes me happy!
drunk:ughh ballshack on my head makesh me happy

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You make my pussy go poggers

A phrase used to express deep respect for another individual.

Guy 1:You make my pussy go poggers!

Guy2: Thanks bro, that means a lot.

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don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

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Does Vinegar Make your nails smelly

Does Vinegar make your nails smelly.

Does vinegar make your nails smelly.

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

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I'll make you eat those words

How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card

person 1:"no u"

person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"

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