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An areola that is not much larger than the actual niple. So when you look at it from the top it looks like a top hat.
My friends breasts have top hat niples.
The womans niples seemed to be overcomming her areolas and look like top hats.
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When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.
Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.
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The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
When you are so into someone it makes you weak.
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
Masturbating whilst driving at speed. Feeling horny whilst travelling
I was on the way to London so had a 'top gear twist' on the way.
First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.