wet jimmy

A Wet Jimmy is like a Wet Willy except, once the finger is licked it is wiped across the eye, instead of stuck in the ear.

Person1: shut up or im going to give u a wet jimmy.
Person2: you mean wet willy, right?
Person1: no, a wet jimmy.
Person2: wtf is that?
*person one demonstrates*

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wet em' up

to get soaked in blood from a gun shot wound

"See those punks over there? Let's wet em' up for snitchin'."

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Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

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wet soap dish

You're in the tub and there's jus a lil bit of water in there, your girl comes in and you go on top and she's slidin' like a wet soapdish

Yo you hear joey gave that girl a wet soap dish?

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roman wet willy

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.

dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts

wet-ta-ness

that’s wet

my girl had great amounts of wet-ta-ness last night