And that can only be fair play to ya!

another way of saying "well done" or "fair play to ya" except funnier. A preferred term among Football managers.

“Andy Reid, you have lost eight kilos and worked extremely hard and that can only be fair play to ya!"

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Do you want to play shadow?

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

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if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

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that’s so sad, alexa play despacito

A commonly used phrase, usually to express sadness.

Oh my gosh, nuclear war is coming, we’re all going to die!
That’s so sad, alexa play despacito

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Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers

The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.

The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.

Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":

I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.

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this is so sad alexa play despacito

"This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito" is a meme trending through social medias right now. It represents a mock conversation between a user and their Alexa digital assistant. The earliest known usage was on a Tumblr account bisexueal.

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if there's grass on the pitch you can play

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

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