Poop Social

The act of gathering a group of friends, heading to a bathroom with multiple stalls, and pooping together. Conversations will take place most of the time.

Friend 1: Oh god, this Taco Bell's gonna run right through me
Friend 2: Hit me later for a poop social man

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poop chandeleir

when one has an execive amount of ass pubes and he poops and it sticks to his hair, resemling a poop chandaleir

give me a roll of charmin ultra soft, ive gotta poop chandeleir on the ay

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poop tart

a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle

mm poop tarts

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poop fish

When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl

This morning I gave anal birth to a poop fish.

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poop sex

a sexual activity that can only be done by a guy when he is in love with a girl and feels like he has to poop; the guy puts his buttocks and penis in the girl's back and f**ks her like he's jacking off; then sooner or later starts the pooping process; the girl loves it and does not care if the guy poops on her.

Jaylen thought Traci to be fine as hell, so he asked her if he can have poop sex with her, and she didn't mind.

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Poop Lasagna

When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!

DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!

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poop hands

n., the condition of having hands that smell of feces

Sniff, sniff! You've got poop hands, son! Have you been scratching your butt again? Go wash WITH SOAP--

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