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When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s
Can you flush a doo doo potato
You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
YOU TABLE POTATO!
holestly, same.
you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes
1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.
2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!
2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
When your aim with a gun is so bad that you miss most of your shots. Used in video games most of the time.
Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.
B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.
A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!
Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."