A guy who probably should have checked himself before he wrecked himself.
Little Jimmy came in a hot mess and was being a real connor, just pathetic.
A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
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"dude walks"
Me: Real ass jit at them avenues fr๐
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chemicals that inhibit antimicrobial fluid in our body fluid
In our bodies, we have various types of cocknapper (real) to prevent pathogens.
JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS
Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye
Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB
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someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am
"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"
"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"