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To take the milk out the cupboard, means to perform the act of male masturbation.
Last night, hope was taking the milk out the cupboard.
And got a sticky hand.
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opposite of being a slam piece
A well-rounded girl who is well-mannered and wife material. But may be a freak in bed.
"I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take home to the fam piece."
A southern Belle.
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Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.
Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?
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This expression does not date back to Vietnam or the 80's. it is ancient in the marine corps and is what drill instructors did up until the mid 70's
My Drill Instructor could kick ass and take names."
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Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.
I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.
Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier
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what fractured memories' rocket league team says when they don't place last in a tournament
"ah shoot, we got out in the second round!"
"dont worry, we take those!"
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Producing and expelling fecal matter. Usually done in short bursts similar to pumping.
Deen - Doria are you ok? Do you have to take an L?
Doria- No I have to take a massive L.
Deen - Just one?
Doria - I usually take a lot of Ls.
Dave - Man my sister has an iron colon. She just pumps them out!
Dev - Damn!!! Who opened the 2-mercaptoethanol? I told you inside the thing hood!!
Dave - Doria's taking an L.
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