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“I had to blow a guy for some of that funny smoke it is” - Bigfoot (Howard Stern Show)
A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
when you want to beat the shit out of someone
Person 1: Someone is spreading rumours about u.
Person 2: yo imma smoke that bitch
When Lardo is looking mad snipeable so you pop him in the nose
what if they turn around and are like yoo who smoked lardo
Yo get behind me we bout to be smoking lardo
the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you
Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water