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Washington University in St. Louis

An amazing school. Great academics. Great people.

Washington University in St. Louis is one of the best colleges in the country.

by samloveswustl August 29, 2005

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full ride to brown university

A euphemism for anal sex

Bob: I gave that chick a full ride to Brown University if you know what I'm sayin'

by asspillow October 7, 2013

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Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

by tourguide April 30, 2011

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University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

n.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.

I'm going to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign to study Environmental Engineering.

by cpsmath October 31, 2004

266πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


riverside university high school

A public school located in Milwaukee, WI where all the black kids think they’re the shit and can start any typa shit wit anyone they want. Also a place where the Karen and Hmong kids think they ghetto and hard cuz they go to a ghetto ass school. And lastly a place where Mexicans are loud for no mfkin reason. Oh, and we can’t forget about the β€œWiggas”(white kids who think they black) who we think might shoot up the school, so we pretend to be nice to them. RUHS is one fucked up ass place for no reason.

Shaniqua: HAEEE BITCHHHHH, YOU READY TO FIGHT THAT BITCH MARIE AT RIVERSIDE UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL?

Adorianah: YES BITCHH, IAN EVEN KNO SHE GO THERE, IM GON DRAG THAT BITCH BY DA HAIR AND MAKE HA BALD HEADED EVEN MORE.

by ThottyBitchOfHoes November 9, 2019


The Universal Law of the Lost Remote

The law of physics (not really) that pertains to the difficulty of finding a lost TV remote, set of keys, etc. The only logical explanation is that the item has dropped into a black hole and the only way to bring it back to this realm is to stop looking for it. Once you've gone about your day, it practically falls back into your lap.

I was late to work today because I couldn't find my keys! My boss was okay with it, though. I told him it was The Universal Law of the Lost Remote.

by Ndallenaz January 29, 2010


Mirror Universe Female Shatner

A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.

Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.

by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020