The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.
Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
To hop from one female friend to another
That player is such a lady lofter
A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.
Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.
"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."
Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
A child that was born by another woman than the woman who's raising it.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
I love you, my baby from another lady!