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When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great
way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...
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Max is my boyfriend!! Hes so pretty and handsome and i love him so much!! Hes my favorite boy ever and im so proud that i get to say hes mineee <3
Max Sites is Avas!!
going full goofball, like showing up to a job interview in a sombrero or starting a conga line at a funeral. just making life a big joke.
"Dude you free rn?" - Some guy
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more
Max Verstappen is a driver in Formula One for Oracle Red Bull Racing.
He owns Formula One cause he wins every single damn race. With the Red Bull Racing RB19, which is in fact, retired
The RB-19 Is literally the most dominant car ever, which he uses to play the Dutch Anthem everytime he WINS a race.
Lewis Fan: Max verstappen shouldn't have won! his RB19 is illegal.
Max Fan: No its cause he is the most dominant, with the most dominant car.
A Belgian F1-driver who has been pretending to be a Dutchman for years.
Person 1: Do you know Max Verstappen?
Person 2: Yes, he was born and raised in Belgium and used to represent Belgium at younger levels.
A really skilled F1 driver that is a 3x World Drivers Champion (as of writing).
He won his first race at 18 years old in the 2016 Spanish GP, and as of now, has 60 wins, but today he's mostly known via the Dutch anthem or the meme "TUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN".
"max verstappen always keeps winning and it's so boring"
"fr"
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gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life