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Proof that men can focus on two things at once.
Girl: There's no way a guy like you can focus on two things at once.
Guy: *stares at her boobs*
Girl: What are you doing??
Guy: Proving you wrong.
Large Boobed lady. Usually found on an older stripper.
Look as if full of milk but are actually implants of imposing and threatening size.
Hey Bob, mine has got big mammy boobs
Help! She is bashing me around the head with mammy boobs and charging me 20 levs.
Boobs of a certain size and weight.
Not to be confused with mom tits, these mammy boobs are sillicon sacks used by strippers when you are six sheets to the wind.
Did you see her, I got the one with mammy boobs, she put my face in them. I refused extras.
The 24th May is a send your naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic. Dont use google pictures
Send a pic of your naked boobs.
The 24th May is a send naked boobs day. Send this to a friend to have a pic.
Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.
Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.
When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out
“Bro you got under-boob-face”
“Oh really? My bad”