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A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.
Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"
Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.
Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.
A phrase used to inform someone that you do not give a shit about what they are talking about.
Bob: I went to the store last night and chicken breasts were on sale for two dollars less than normal.
Mike: F.Y.I don't care.
A statement often used after someone proclaims something they don't want done by a particular person, implying that that statement would in fact cause them to go through with it.
Person 1: i better not see that guy put pineapple on hot dogs too
Person 2: DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!
When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"
Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT
A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.
"Daddy can you get me a drink"
"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"
What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense