Turd Bird

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

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Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.

I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.

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Oklahoma state bird

The Oklahoma state bird is the trailer house. They are usually spotted between march and june flying across the countryside.

We were driving down the highway when we saw the oklahoma state bird blocking all four lanes. Preeetttyyyy...

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inverted bird caw

When a girl gives a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, moving her neck and both hands in unison and making gargling noises thus making the motion of a bird flapping its wings.

Kelsey was giving three guys the inverted bird caw

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The Mexican National Bird

A nickname for the common house fly.

I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.

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exact-o-bird

A term used to define someone who corrects you with “exact” information.

Renée corrected Carl with exact information about the cook time of the meatloaf in the oven and Carl said “Thank you exact-o-bird!”

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Angry Bird Andrew

Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.

Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!

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