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troll penis

a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head

his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet

by Lucky5 March 28, 2014


Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024


bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014


trolling lure

Pornography used as bait by law enforcement to apprehend your everyday troll or sex offender.

Jesus the troll was setup and apprehended in a sting operation planned and executed by the county sheriff after he illegally downloaded the free "trolling lure" pornography without expressed written consent.

by Bell UH-1 Huey August 16, 2010


poke a troll

The act of replying to a troll on a particular social network.

Dick pulls a stunt by poking a troll on the youtube comment section and receives massive denials for his mother.

Lianna swears to speak nothing but nothing of the nothing true, looks like she's ready to poke a troll in the court.

by kennyOverseer February 22, 2017


trolling the valley

riding around the valley looking for something to do...

I'm going to go trolling the valley till I come up with something to do..

by HBIC...PBRA January 29, 2011


Occulist Troll

Occultist troll, also occult troll, esoteric troll or spiritual troll, is an internet slang used to refer to someone who is or claim to be occultist, esoteric or spiritual but the one only start flame wars in the spiritual, esoteric or occultist communities such as upset people on those communities on internet. Occulist trolls are also really common on social media and usually change their beliefs all the time only to upset people on internet or to start flame wars on internet.

"There are a lot of occultist trolls in literally all occultist and esoteric communities on internet, it looks like be an occultist troll is a common thing on internet."

"Occulist trolls are a big problem in those communities on internet, we need to change and improve the occultist, spiritual and esoteric communities, such as counter atheist occultism, because atheist occultism and occultist trolls are one of the two main problems inside those communities."

by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021