Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.
The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words
A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
An evaporation of pussy juices.
I walked into a strip club and there was nothing but a fog bank of twat mist in the air.
a girl so horny she'll fuck anytthing with a dick
betty is such a buzz twat she'll do anyone
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The person in the office who only talks about her cats Instagram page and is generally very distracting. She will also post on Instagram as her cats
Stop being an insta-twat I need to get some work done.