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wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.

you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!

by Smokaloca March 4, 2011


Wank Waste

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.

Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...

by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011


Wank Tag

The act of cumming on to a polaroid picture of a femail

Duuuude I totally wank Tagged Jessica last night.

by Plasma Sonico Boom May 18, 2020


pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children

Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"

by bluebirdpotatoes April 24, 2018


Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017


the master wank

The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.

Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.

by Kevin the platypus January 19, 2016


tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023