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When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick, not to be used when the boys are sliding over to chill.
“Bro, I went to her crib and she had the l.e.d.s on fucking red, knew it was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.”
a nickname i made on steam for red red, it's the same definition except i don't have a grape farm anymore. they won't fuck you, don't worry
person 1: hi fucking red
person 2: what the fuck?
person 1:it's your nickname
person 2:i fucking hate you
A Fucking Bum face is a insult aimed at people that deserve Testicular Neutering
Bob: That fucking Mister Garbutt gave me a After School Detention
Loo: What a fucking bum face
Some who is so fucking stupid and suck a dick you can not decide whether they are a mother fucker or an asshole.
I told matt to get me a sandwich from subway and he went to McDonalds . How does that dumb fuck hole get shit mixed so easily.
it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....