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when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.
My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.
the day where we applause ninja turtles
Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day
this guy fucks on god he does
Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.
When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.
I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.