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The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"
"Mom, it is just an elevator door."
"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."
"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."
"Just get your hand out of the door."
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Mafalda is the best best friend one could ever have.
Mafalda is THE sweetestest and most caring-est in the world, and is always available for anyone who needs her.
Mafalda loves beagles and grão-de-bico. Although she smells of cocó, her kind-nature and pure heart make it worth it to stick with.
She is basically the portuguese Shakira and is widely known for her sass. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BIATX GURLL, SHE SLAYYY
Who runs the world?
Mafalda Sofia Mendonça de Castro, whenever, wherever.
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The same as hijo de puta but on a grand scale
Gringo: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!"
Latino: " Mira este Hijo De La Gran Puta, Malparido!!!"
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Either the second or third "blackest" school in harford county...if there is such a thing; going interchangably with hardest. Prior to the building of the gay-ass suburbs, this school was filled with working-class down to earth whites and blacks and hispanics. Now preppy bulle rock kids are being thrown into the melting pot, and seeing as anyone with an income of less than $60,000 (probably 90% of the school) pretty much skips school anyway or deals drugs outside the shcool to people going in, the high school is the only place in downtown havre de grace you will find preppy people. Located in the heart of historical HdG, the school has got to be the most ghetto example of a harford county school the world has seen. Edgewood and Aberdeen are both schools with tough kids, but the buildings there are extremely nice and well-maintained,and arent located within 2 blocks of housing projects.This place can get crazy at times;with things including gang-related fights/threats,bomb threats,and heated basketball games daily.It is not uncommon to find knives,needles,and used condoms outside.There is a strong mix of culture here.Very few people are racist or rich. It is mainly lower and lower-middle class.
The ratio would be uhhh lets sayyy...
Gangstas-4
Wiggers-4
Rich Preppy Faggots-1
Normal People-1
and havre de grace high school is way safer than the middle school..ha ha, imagine that..
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in the west indies. when somebody's talking shit to you or somebody tells you something that you don't want to hear or they shouldn't have said you say " wha de fuck i hearing!? "
person one : geh form me ya sketty ras. that's why i been bulling yo lil sista.
person two : wha de fuck i hearing!? ( slaps person one )
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An Irish goddess that lives somewhere in Ireland, working as an assassin for the ISA. Hot, Honest, Caring, Kind, Legendary, and possesses such badassery that all who view her are induced with pure awesome. All that worship Sangre die happy. Also makes a mean drink.
When I prayed to Sangre de la Rosa last night, I shat myself out of being struck dead from the awesome.
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The art of asking someone the way...
Do you know de wae?
Yes, I do know de wae.
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